For a minute I enjoy the luxury For days I endure the penury Now darkness shadows my world And silence makes the whirlAha! There goes the affronts, curses, moans and protests Even the atmosphere comes to a stand-still Yet I’m lured to pay the month’s billECG! ECG!! ECG!!! At least live up to the mantleMy joy is constantly compromised Always wondering about the next eclipse When will these crises ever cease Hello! Can I have a little peace?Now my wardrobe is left in shambles Go! Get me a coal and that cocked metal Take me back to the good old days And I will never have to criticize your waysECG! ECG!! ECG!!! At least grant me an early noticeLike an occasionally generous chap Your promises never seize to amaze a lad You lighten up my world for a second You leave me dejected for a decadeI know you care less about my plea But wait till we all decide to flee Rejecting your services forever We will avoid a long term blunderECG! ECG!! ECG!!! I hear you are dark and lovelyDon’t tell me you are on with the connections Oh please! Say that to future generations Don’t tell me the population is a problem I was told you have the solutionPlease release me from this torture Liberate me from your incessant rapture For I too is worthy of some liveliness To make my life meaningful And to all who have been faithfulECG! ECG!! ECG!!! ECG!!!! Hmmm, how many times did I call your name?