For a minute I enjoy the luxury For days I endure the penury Now darkness shadows my world And silence makes the whirl Aha! There goes the affronts, curses, moans and protests Even the atmosphere comes to a stand-still Yet I’m lured to pay the month’s bill ECG! ECG!! ECG!!! At least live up to the mantle My joy is constantly compromised Always wondering about the next eclipse When will these crises ever cease Hello! Can I have a little peace? Now my wardrobe is left in shambles Go! Get me a coal and that cocked metal Take me back to the good old days And I will never have to criticize your ways ECG! ECG!! ECG!!! At least grant me an early notice Like an occasionally generous chap Your promises never seize to amaze a lad You lighten up my world for a second You leave me dejected for a decade I know you care less about my plea But wait till we all decide to flee Rejecting your services forever We will avoid a long term blunder ECG! ECG!! ECG!!! I hear you are dark and lovely Don’t tell me you are on with the connections Oh please! Say that to future generations Don’t tell me the population is a problem I was told you have the solution Please release me from this torture Liberate me from your incessant rapture For I too is worthy of some liveliness To make my life meaningful And to all who have been faithful ECG! ECG!! ECG!!! ECG!!!! Hmmm, how many times did I call your name?