Which muscled Alpha male with an expensive toy will reign supreme in “Fast and Furious 9”?

I can’t say because that’s pretty much the entire plot of the film, as you will see in the just-released trailer.

In this ninth installment of the “Fast” saga, Vin Diesel’s Dom Toretto goes toe to toe with his brother, Jakob, played by John Cena in a big, reality-suspending journey across the globe that will separate familia from foes.

    One spoiler: You will be spending money on this movie.

    How do I know? You wouldn’t be reading this if you weren’t going to.

    “Fast and Furious 9” hits theatres May 22.